Kookie Whatever Life

stunt a dud

2008-09-25T15:22:00.000-07:00

Blaine, 35, ended his latest stunt by appearing to vanish from the structure where he had spent nearly three days -- most of it hanging head down.

Having completed the promised 60-hour period, he leapt from the metal frame holding his cable, then was hoisted back into the dark sky, giving the impression of disappearing.

Some in the crowd attending the finish grumbled that Blaine exaggerated his feat, because he wasn't actually inverted the whole time.

During much of the period he stopped for regular breaks on his feet -- as often as once an hour -- to drink liquids, urinate and undergo medical checks.

"I am totally unimpressed," Joshua Yoselowitz, a 31-year-old banker, told AFP. "I'd rather be at home. If his name hadn't been David Blaine I would never have come."

Undoubtedly the hanging stunt was a physical and mental test.

The daredevil magician has previously spent 72 hours encased in ice, 44 days in a plexiglass box, a week under water, and been buried alive. But he told AFP at the start of the challenge Monday that he'd faced nothing harder.

Blaine apparently did not sleep for two nights and he spent nearly the whole period suspended the wrong way from a wire attached to a body harness and special boot clips.

His doctors had described a very real danger of blindness and swelling of the brain.

Several hundred fans cheered at the climax, which was broadcast live on ABC television.

But Blaine did not stick to what many assumed would be the strict format.

Instead of permanently hanging upside down, Blaine took numerous rest breaks on a platform brought to him by a hydraulic boom.

During one such moment, a few hours before the finale, he spent 20 minutes on his feet.

First he could be seen drinking an orange liquid, then he urinated behind a sheet held up by an assistant, and then he underwent an eye and heart check by a medical attendant.

An hour later he took another, briefer time-out.

The pauses brought howls of derision from some in the crowd.

"Oh, so this is where the magic comes in," said one heckler.

"Come on, do a trick!" shouted another.

New York tabloid the Daily News passed its own verdict, saying: "Some folks are already saying the achievement should be marked with an asterisk."

ABC, the US network that owned the live TV rights, brushed aside the issue in its two-hour live coverage of the ending to the stunt, dubbed the "Dive of Death."

When Blaine was brought to stand on the platform for his final dive, the ABC presenter inaccurately announced: "You can see David turned upright for the first time in 60 hours."

Yet fans inspired by Blaine's eye-popping card tricks and powers of illusion said complaints were mean-spirited.

"I think he's awesome. He's giving to his fans, he's showing he can do whatever he believes he can and we're here to support him," said David Mercado, a 39-year-old construction worker. "Give the guy a chance!"

Maria Romedo, 58, agreed. "You can do it David!" she shouted.

Blaine says his hero is Harry Houdini, the legendary escapologist of the late 19th and early 20th century, who amazed New York crowds by hanging upside down from skyscrapers and cranes in a straightjacket.

Other than the publicity-grabbing stunts, Blaine is known for pulling off illusions, including transforming a homeless man's cup of coffee into one overflowing with coins, and appearing to have magically removed a distraught-looking woman's front teeth.

COMPUTER PROBLEM

2008-08-05T05:26:00.000-07:00

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11
year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him
to
come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was
wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
"An, ID ten T
error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again."

Richard grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T
error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll
figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little shit.............

Back!!!!!

2008-07-21T06:59:00.000-07:00

Here's a long due update.A couple years ago when i start blogging i thought i couldn't even delight in a day without my computer but after being gone for a while,i realize how focus i am with my job and my family. It's been so crazy occupied i am especially from the end of april through middle of july, boys as always on a baseball league that run two months...thought was over late last month, but it wasnt my oldest boy got pick out to be on an all star baseball then my youngest got pick out also to be in the baseball tournament...they both did a fine job and daugter still on the tae kwondo four times a week so me and hubby had to keep that in our mind and put game face on to support the kids...we are so happy for them, at least baseball is done over the weekend finally.

Vacation 08 cruisen puerto rico!!!

hiatus

2008-05-08T12:40:00.001-07:00

It’s stating the obvious, I know, but for the record, this blog is officially on hiatus. Be back maybe after the kids school and their activities...wish to all my friends a wonderful days ahead.

family vacation

2008-03-18T09:57:00.000-07:00

There’s no doubt about it... vacations can be totally terrific. They’re a chance to get closer to the people you love and make lifelong memories. But they can also be very strange times when emotions and expectations run high, and little disappointments can lead to big fights.

A vacation is like a magnifying glass on your family that makes everything about your life together -- the good stuff, the bad stuff, and all the stuff in between -- seem a hundred times bigger. I'm hoping this one is a good one.

coins

2008-03-14T05:25:00.000-07:00

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bath tub test

2008-03-14T05:19:00.001-07:00

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

Happy b-day cristina

2008-03-08T16:25:00.000-08:00

Another year has passed. I look at you and wonder where the time has gone. You have grown and matured into a beautiful young woman; you are a precious and essential part of my life.

My pride in you is unsurpassed, and the happiness that you bring to me is unending. You are like a precious gift that keeps on giving, and you have fulfilled my life in unique and wonderful ways. Good lord! how could you be 16 years old already. Happy birthday daugter.

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2008-03-04T10:51:00.000-08:00

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daughter in tae kwon do

2008-03-04T10:20:00.000-08:00

Our daughter cristina has attended "tae kwon do" since fall and during this time has put into practise the physical and mental skills taught on a regular basis. Once a shy individual young lady, cristina has not only excelled in confidence but also learned how to respect and how to assert self-discipline. Tae Kwon Do is a brilliant way for children to channel their energy, build their self-esteem and learn respect and self defence in a caring and controlled environment.Long may it continue! hehehe...i hope so.

spyder guns

2008-02-27T08:53:00.000-08:00

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cover girl

2008-02-13T08:07:00.000-08:00

I am tagged by miss amy doing Cover Girl thingy.. but i hope she did not mind i choose people magazine because for one good reason, i read people magazine more than cosmopolitan hehehehe.. anyways i really enjoy doing it, making me feel so special and beautiful. My feeling is up there, that high...making me want to do right away...is so fabulous, thanks miss amy wink.

price of gold

2008-02-06T11:28:00.000-08:00

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New truck

2008-02-06T11:16:00.000-08:00

I bought a new GMC Denali crew cab and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman

explained that the radio was voice activated. " Nelson ," the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied," Ricky or Willie ?" " Willie !" he continued and "On The Road Again" came

from the speakers. Then he said, " Ray Charles !" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles, I'd get one of their awesome songs

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,

but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Idiots!" Immediately the

French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara

Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry

on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on

tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

I LOVE this truck!!!

My goofy day

2008-02-06T11:00:00.000-08:00

I'm having good day/bad day because.....
Im having a good day cuz i had my coffee today.
Im having a bad day cuz...to freakin early in the morning.

Im having a good day cause im alive and the nightmare i had wasnt real although it wouldve made guys happy.
Im having a bad day cause im still at work.

I'm having a good day because I'm not addicted to drugs!
I'm having a bad day today because I still have to clean my house when i get home ...grrr...

lmao I just had the dumb & dumber vision in my head today.

HAVE A GREAT ONE EVERYONE!

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2008-02-06T09:57:00.000-08:00

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Shopping

2008-01-30T08:42:00.000-08:00

An old friend and I left work early went to the mall to unwind.. Finding our way to relax and somehow simmer down our mind and body... While roaming around, an exhibit of different collections and other stuffs displayed inside the shopping mall called patridge creek, as always catches my attention... the stuff that i always love hmmm just guess what it is lol is not obvious though, for some reasons too many high school students run around that day and found out that few school are closed due to the weather, water main break or too cold. Till next time peace out!

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2008-01-30T07:35:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-29T11:36:00.000-08:00

Receiving this awards from my new blogger friend juliana, is so wonderful, I feel so special thank you so much juliana... i really do appreciated very much, not just one but three awards...so..so..so lucky of me. It's really my pleasure to received it. I'm so happy and so nice of you. Again thank you so much.

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2008-01-28T11:07:00.000-08:00

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Great b-day

2008-01-28T11:05:00.000-08:00

Well everyone, let me tell you a story. it's actually quite sad, but with a happy ending. i got sick last thursday, sad. And still not better on that evening the day before my birthday, for some reason always dont feel good around my b-day(sadder). My family went to my grandma's house w/o me,( happy all alone) i got better overnite though, happy ending. YEAY! So my birthday was pretty much awesome. I got to hang out with my family all day and i got some awesome stuff (that i can where to work lol...can you guess what it is hehehe). Anyways before i forget i want to thank all for my fellow bloggers for the birthday greetings, especially to carlota for making a such a marvelous DS for me, vk, phoebe,amy for call and message, norwin for the email and last but not list my bisdak family i thank you from the bottom of heart.

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2008-01-28T08:40:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-24T11:14:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-22T10:15:00.000-08:00

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Quick update

2008-01-22T09:35:00.000-08:00

What up, everybody? i'm watching the parade cebu philippines...called SINULOG the other day (wish you did too). it looks like it'll turn out to be a great parade. We should all go back home next year for the Sinulog parade it will be fun... we all know that....anyways, how's life everyone? hope all is well... im at work rigt now just want to do a little update... well, i've got to get back to work. peace out.

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2008-01-19T08:47:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-19T06:40:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-19T06:38:00.000-08:00

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Happy birthday vicki

2008-01-18T11:16:00.001-08:00

There have been many many times when I may have disturbed you,
troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you,
or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send out. So today I just wanted to tell you ... HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI and many many more sweet vicki to come...HUG MUAH.

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2008-01-16T10:21:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-16T10:18:00.001-08:00

STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 P.M. , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S * Ask the individual to SMILE. T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e . It is sunny out today) R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. Kookie says; everyone who read my post please past it, to all your friends; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

church clothes

2008-01-16T10:16:00.001-08:00

little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday
afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming
from the other direction. "Hello" said the little boy.
"Hi" replied the little girl.
"Where are you going"? asked the little boy.
"I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home", answered the
little girl.
"Me too", replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church".
"Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.
"I go to the Baptist church back down the road" replied the little girl.
"What about you?"
"I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill", replied the
little boy. They discover that they are both going the same way
so they decided that they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the
road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way
that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.
"If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive" said
the little girl.
"My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet", replied the
little boy.
"I tell you what I think I'll do" said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull
off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across".
"That's a good idea", replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same
thing with my suit".
So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting
their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry
before putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally remarked.
"You know, I never did realize before just how much difference there
really is between a Baptist and a Methodist".

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2008-01-15T08:09:00.000-08:00

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The #2 pencil

2008-01-15T08:05:00.000-08:00

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Onc e again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.

I did not know

2008-01-15T07:56:00.000-08:00

I have been driving for over 14 yrs. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.

Question, which side of your car is your gas tank on? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck & look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car.

Well, ladies & gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank

is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right, It is that simple!

I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt cheated!

Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I don't understand why this isn't in the driver's manual? I don't get why any mechanic I have ever been too has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even know!

pioneers

2008-01-14T08:59:00.000-08:00

We invite you to explore all of these resources and see how, you might able to help church mission in Serbia, Kenya and Cambodia . By supporting Pioneers will make it possible to mobilize any size mission for every church. We would like to ask your help. And this is how you contact us or click our link missions how to give or helps them raise support to fund special projects, and provides critical services including insurance, newsletter publication, crisis management, administration, and record keeping with your suggestions and requests for how we can serve you better.

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Happy three kings

2008-01-07T11:06:00.000-08:00

Three Kings Day is celebrated on January 6th, twelve days after Christmas. It is often viewed as the last day of the Christmas season, the end of the 12 days of Christmas. Just like a letter to Santa, the letter to the three biblical kings, and as far as i know is a tradition for many Hispanic children in the United States and other places. To be honest i dont really celebrate three kings, i know what it is as far as the story in the the bible and who the three wise men are. It just never really celebrated three kings with my family mah bad.

Really interest me the story of three kings, sort a like the story of santa clause...literally many children before going to bed will place their shoes near the Christmas tree, door or window, and write a letter to Melchior, Caspar and Balthazar. Quite interesting though and but a little too late for my children.

Happy three kings everyone!

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2008-01-07T09:57:00.000-08:00

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Aquarius Horoscope 2008

2008-01-04T10:01:00.000-08:00

Aquarius horoscope 2008 brings forth the positive changes in the career field for Aquarians. New avenues and opportunities would grow in the year ahead that would also bring much success. Travel is on the cards for Aquarius people according to the horoscope. The year 2008 would surely give you many travel stories to add to your travel journal. The professional front can witness a positive change for the people born under Aquarius zodiac sign. The stars talk of either a complete change of career course or even the job. The Aquarius horoscope 2008 calls for expansion in the career field till November 2008.
However the lack of flexibility can result in some losses in business. Apart from these minor losses, the year 2008 talks of only financial gains.

bullion

2008-01-03T12:11:00.000-08:00

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award from amy

2008-01-03T12:06:00.000-08:00

Pest Control

2008-01-03T12:05:00.000-08:00

A woman was having a passionate affa ir with an inspec tor from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to the lover,"into the closet!" and she pushed
him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man
replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little ba$tard$!"

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2008-01-03T07:37:00.000-08:00

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joke time

2008-01-03T07:18:00.000-08:00

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest, "I
almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're
not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and
put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

cho…cho…ride

2007-12-31T06:47:00.000-08:00

I got tagged by Moi et mon univers. I will pass this to everyone haven't got the experience this kind of unique cho..cho..ride so please grab it guys and enjoy the ride wink.

The rule: When you get tagged, you have to add your name below the person who tagged you and by doing so you are letting the list grow. Please copy paste all the links HERE:

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From my family to yours may this new year be the dawn of greater prosperous success and hapiness.

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2007-12-27T11:22:00.000-08:00

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My star

2007-12-27T10:17:00.000-08:00

What is your star say? this my star and it's really true with out a doubt. Find out your star, its exciting and the same time is fun.

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hotel-interski

2007-12-26T07:59:00.000-08:00

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award

2007-12-24T08:23:00.000-08:00

I would like to thank to my new friend joy for giving me this beautiful treasure award really surprised at the same time very happy . I feel wonderful, joy this award is greatly appreciated because you rock, really nice to meet that someone thought about my blog as a treasure.

I would also like pass this award to all my friends only if you have the time and available to make this treasure award.

1weddingsource

2007-12-23T10:29:00.000-08:00

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cold in here

2007-12-17T08:59:00.000-08:00

Man, I feel bad today. I think I slept too long or something. And what a weird sleep it was. I'm dizzy and just feel completely out of sorts. It's a good thing I don't have to go anywhere today. And of course, other than the fact that I just don't need to go out today anyway, there's the storm I told you all about last night.

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2007-12-17T08:35:00.000-08:00

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First snow storm of the winter

2007-12-16T16:17:00.000-08:00

We had a good snowfall since yesterday about 10 inch already, give or take, but it was nothing like this and we still have a lot more snow coming. This could be called the first official snow storm of the winter, except it isn’t really winter yet. And still snowing here since last night. Wait... I take that back. First it started snowing last night. Then at some point, it started raining I mean, pouring. Then it began to snow again.

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2007-12-10T09:02:00.000-08:00

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My sadness month

2007-12-10T08:33:00.000-08:00

My mom died almost three years ago, her death anniversary coming up in couple days, since she past kind a destroyed me...everytime when her anniversary come i feel unhappy and wishfully, just missing her badly . I'm not a big fan of going to see a psychologist because I don't really believe in confessing my deepest feelings to a stranger that's just interested in cash hehehehe. My mom's death was the most emotionally painful experience that I have so far experienced.

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2007-12-07T09:16:00.000-08:00

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dont feel like working

2007-12-07T09:15:00.000-08:00

Don't get me wrong i take my job seriously. I'm just lazy to go to work, today just not in the mood.

We all have times like this. We wake up, and we don't feel like doing anything. It doesn't matter how successful we are or how much we have to get done -- sometimes we just feel like staying in bed.

Come on. Admit it. You've had days. like this, too.

What do you do when you feel like being lazy? Most people I know push through their feelings, and they ignore what their body is telling them. Instead, they force themselves to work, but...

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2007-12-06T07:32:00.000-08:00

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Pledge

2007-12-06T07:26:00.000-08:00

This is not a joke this is literally happen from a friend a friend. Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned....

NEW School prayer:
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
please pass this on.
Jesus said,
If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.

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2007-12-04T11:14:00.002-08:00

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My morning blessing

2007-12-04T11:14:00.001-08:00

This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, ' Good morning , Lord ,
Bless everyone I love'
Right away I thought of you
And said a loving prayer ,
That He would bless you specially ,
And keep you free from care.
I thought of all the happiness
A day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because
No one deserves it more.
I felt so warm and good inside,
My heart was all aglow .
I know God heard my prayers for you ,
He hears them all, you know.

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2007-12-03T10:44:00.000-08:00

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Good monday

2007-12-03T10:25:00.000-08:00

Monday morning so far i am having a good day. I absolutely love friday off sometimes! monday morning's i'm like a race horse out of the gates and I don't slow down until friday night. Then on Monday morning (most of the time) love last weekend i have nothing at all to do but clean... I love it. I would marry friday if I weren't already legally bound to Mr. D.

Hope you're having a good Monday too :)

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2007-11-30T06:05:00.000-08:00

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2007-11-30T05:52:00.000-08:00

Show your kids, show your neighbors kids, show your enemies kids!
Mommy and Daddy are NOT kidding when they say 'NEVER run with sharp objects!'
See, this is what happens when you run with a fork!

I know, you're thinking the tip of the fork came DOWN on his nose, right?

Well, you won't believe the next picture

I bet the kid switches to a spoon!!!

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2007-11-29T06:05:00.000-08:00

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day off

2007-11-29T05:55:00.000-08:00

Hello morning everyone its 9:00 AM just drop my boys off to school. How you guys all been doing, fabulous i hope? I took a day off today, really need a break sometimes ( dont we all) any ways, im home going to do some cleaning and cyber shopping for christmas presents for my family, and you know it's my favorate thing to do every single year hehehe and so much easier just pushing button then your done.

LapBand

2007-11-28T10:29:00.000-08:00

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fun weekend

2007-11-28T10:20:00.000-08:00

Oh gosh weather here in michigan sucks, getting colder every minute every day. Yesterday saturday went to the 4:30 oclock mass then pick my daugter girlfriend holly to go out to the one of our favorate italian restaurant Macaroni Grill, love thier fresh fried calamari starter hmmm was yummy..anyways we have a really fun night dinner with my daughter friend ...she enjoy our sinse of humor (who does not, have a goofy family lol) ...then came home and watch a family movie "myth" starring jackie chan.

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2007-11-28T09:45:00.000-08:00

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gOT tAG frOM "carlota"

2007-11-28T09:05:00.000-08:00

I got from Noel about my birth month. I need to highlight the traits that tells about me. I am November ... hmmm we'll see...

1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).
3. Pick your month of birth.
4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
6. Let the person who tagged you know when you've done it!

IM A JANUARY BABY:
Stubborn (DEFINATELY) and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious (YES). Loves to teach and be taught (ABSOLUTELY). Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses (NOT TRUE). Likes to criticize (WAY OFF). Hardworking and productive (YES AND ITS WONDERFUL). Smart, neat and organized(I'M NOT PERFECT BUT, YES THAT'S ME). Sensitive and has deep thoughts (CORRECT). Knows how to make others happy (ALWAYS BEFORE ME). Quiet unless excited or tensed (hehehe this one is very true). Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love (yah kind a) . Loves children (without a doubt, have 3 myself...love them to death). Loyal (yap). Has great social abilities yet easily jealous (no way). Very stubborn and money cautious (does everyone, sometimes).

Travel and free tickets

2007-11-28T07:31:00.000-08:00

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But only in key west would the sun shine the brightest when it sets. Everyone gathers for the never planned, always varied Sunset celebration on the mallory dock. Once the sun is safely tucked away by jugglers, mimes, musicians and street artists, the city moves to a different beat. A night beat. The streets, filled with sidewalk cafes, open-air bars, legendary pubs and world-class restaurants come alive.

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Story from a friend

2007-11-26T10:59:00.000-08:00

Sorry, no graphic for this one, and don't laugh, it works 100% of the time
although the scientists at the Canada Research council who discovered it
aren't sure why.

To stop nighttime coughing in a child (or adult as we found
out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the feet
at bedtime then cover with socks.

Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay
stopped for many, many hours of relief.

Works 100% of the time and is more effective in children than even very
strong prescriptions cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing
and comforting and they will sleep soundly.

I heard the head of the Canada Research Council describe these findings on
behalf of their scientists when they were investigating the effectiveness
and usage of prescription cough medicines in children as compared to
alternative therapies like accupressure. I Just happened to tune in A.M.
Radio and picked up this guy talking about why cough medicines in kids
often do more harm than good due to the chemical makeup of these strong drugs, so I listened.

It was a surprising finding and found to be more effective than prescribed
medicines for children at bedtime, and in addition, it has a soothing and
calming effect on sick children who then went on to sleep soundly .

Lolly tried it on herself when she had a very deep constant and persistent
cough a few weeks ago and it worked 100%! She said that it felt like a warm
blanket had enveloped her. Her coughing stopped in a few minutes and
believe me, this was a deep,( incredibly annoying!) every few seconds
uncontrollable cough, and she slept cough free for hours every night that she
used it.

So, if you have children, pass it on, if you end up sick, try it yourself
and you will be absolutely amazed by the effect

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2007-11-26T07:12:00.000-08:00

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My boys thoughts of thanksgiving

2007-11-26T07:03:00.000-08:00

Hello guys how was you guys thanks giving? ours was fabulous as always.

This what my boys think of thanksgiving.
Turkey is good and a happy day
a great day and a nice day
Kids day to have fun
school is closed yeyyy, giving thanks
We love turkey, was a very fun thanksgiving week
No school thats why we love turkey

hehehe arent they funny...kids say's the darness thing lol

Letters From Santa

2007-11-21T09:05:00.000-08:00

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Happy Thanksgiving

2007-11-21T09:00:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving! Holidays to all, invites you to our celebration of Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Day in America is a time to offer thanks, a time of family gatherings and holiday meals. A time of turkeys, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. A time for Indian corn, holiday parades and giant balloons.

morgage list

2007-11-21T07:27:00.000-08:00

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JOKE TIME

2007-11-21T06:50:00.000-08:00

Give thanks

2007-11-21T06:44:00.000-08:00

Anna Roy Thank you for for this blogger award i am flatered by it... "appreciation" is so great, I value it alot normally no-one cares
And they all just probably hate me hehehe but not you, so i thank you so much Anna Roy for this wonderful award, I really appreciated very much....love it hug muah.

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2007-11-20T09:22:00.000-08:00

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Happy b-day crislyn

2007-11-19T10:45:00.000-08:00

It's my niece's crislyn birthday today. Hardly feels like yesterday that I was scooping crislyn up in my arms and watching as she opened her tiny eyes and looked at me for the first time, and yet there she was today ripping gift wrap off her hundreds of presents and chasing people around with her fairy wand. It's hard not to burst into fits of laughter when you see her little face and huge toothy grin. She turn 19 today happy birthday my dear niece good day.

Fountains

2007-11-19T09:31:00.000-08:00

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Walters brown bear-edition

2007-11-19T09:17:00.000-08:00

Walter's brown bear, brown bear what do you see...his own words kind a cute, so i want to share it with you.

Dingy moca bear
Dingy moca bear
what do you see?
I see a parched serlet bird looking at me

Parched searlet bird
Parched searlet bird
What do you see?
I see a firm yellow duck looking at me

Firm yellow duck
Firm yellow duck
What do you see?
I see tepid blue stallion looking at me

Tepid blue stallion
Tepid blue stallion
What do you see?
I see a witty gold fish looking at me

Witty gold fish
witty gold fish
What do you see?
I see alien's coming after me.

My son has a very good imagination hehehe ..great one walter hug muah.

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2007-11-18T14:18:00.000-08:00

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2007-11-18T14:06:00.000-08:00

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2007-11-17T07:49:00.000-08:00

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New doc in town

2007-11-17T07:41:00.000-08:00

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to
replace a doctor who was retiring.

The older doctor suggested that the young one
accompany him on his rounds,
so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a
little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been
overdoing the fresh fruit
. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating
and see if that does the trick?"

As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't
even examine that woman.
How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't' have to. You noticed I dropped my
stethoscope on the floor in
there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a
half-dozen banana peels in
the trash. That was what probably was making her
sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said. "Pretty clever, I
think I'll try that at the
next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several
minutes talking with a
younger woman.. She complained that she just didn't
have the energy she once did
and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the
church," the younger
doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit
and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that
woman well, your diagnosis
is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive
at it?"
"Well, just like you did at the last house, I
dropped my stethoscope and
when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the
preacher under the bed."

Good day

2007-11-17T07:38:00.001-08:00

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the $ehit out of a ghost."

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2007-11-16T05:49:00.000-08:00

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elderly

2007-11-16T05:48:00.001-08:00

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago , realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along”.

Winter is here

2007-11-15T09:50:00.000-08:00

It's a chilly morning.....few more days and its gonna be winter again....Last week...we had a nice weather during the day just cool... with a freezing temp at night...and it look like all my annual flower going to sleep for the winter and some end up dead and trees......so hopefully it will come back in the spring and we just pulled out those dead plants and cut off some dead limbs......lastly its time to put up some christmas lights outside pretty soon...and knew what next after that.

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2007-11-15T08:51:00.000-08:00

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I can smell turkey

2007-11-15T08:41:00.000-08:00

There will be a Thanksgiving dinner in my house thursday with the whole family coming on my husband side....dont know what are we going to have aside Turkey, mashed potato, dressing and sweet potato he does the cooking so i dont really care what are we having as long as my billy is full that day lol...but most likely the other family always bring something like pie and stuff so cant wait hehehe tambok tapud ta ani wink.

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2007-11-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

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My son wrote a letter

2007-11-14T13:22:00.000-08:00

Hello my name is christian and here is what i have to say about my fabulous day. The first thing i did went to school, then i did a couple work sheets, i took my spelling test and i did great and A+ sometime i get a B's but most of the time i get an A. Then i went to the gym i played basket ball...moves for thirty minutes. Then was snack time, next time i knew it is lunch time ...i saw spaghetti wowwwwwwwwww!
The end of the day my mom pick us up from school, went to dinner at PF chang then to the mall bought some clothes...after went home, watched scary movie, play halo 3..thats is all i did today, it was fun, lastly bed time.

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2007-11-14T09:20:00.000-08:00

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Dont feel like working today

2007-11-14T08:40:00.000-08:00

179 Days to mothers day

2007-11-13T08:36:00.000-08:00

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2007-11-12T16:14:00.000-08:00

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